If the Zombie Apocalypse Came Today

The Federal Government would declare zombies to be a special protected class.

All zombies would be registered to vote.

The word “Zombie” would be considered offensive and would be declared hate speech.

The Federal Government would establish a Zombie Czar to oversee the Department of Life-Challenged Affairs.

Where do we go from here, America? The never-ending fight for our rights.

  Before I begin, let me say that this is not a statement of political opportunism, it’s a statement of total frustration. As the world tears itself apart all around us, we tear ourselves apart here at home. There has been a constant assault on our basic values, as well as engineered racial and economic

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