Divided We Stand

Many people that have known me for a long time may wonder why I’ve been so quiet this election cycle. To be honest, I’ve grown sick of the entire process. Don’t get me wrong; I’m not quite to the point of remaining blissfully ignorant. I’m not living under an informational rock while being consumed by the ongoing saga of the Kardashians.

If the Zombie Apocalypse Came Today

The Federal Government would declare zombies to be a special protected class.

All zombies would be registered to vote.

The word “Zombie” would be considered offensive and would be declared hate speech.

The Federal Government would establish a Zombie Czar to oversee the Department of Life-Challenged Affairs.

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